faq (539B)
1 #!/bin/sh 2 3 case "$1" in 4 vhosts) echo "Request one in the #vhosts channel. Please read the topic of the channel before requesting one" ;; 5 nicks) echo "The admin believes that a nickname cannot be owned" ;; 6 tor) echo "Please read gopher://irc.haydenvh.com/0/tor.txt - open in a gopher client, or use \`curl\`" ;; 7 olines) echo "Contribute to the network with an ircd, etc, and be liked by an already existing oper" ;; 8 rules) echo "Consult the /motd of the server you're connected to - different servers can have different rules" ;; 9 esac